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2011.

Hey all,

Wishing you all a happy/safe New Years Eve, whether you’re spending it with us at the Silver Dollar or with some other less handsome band/DJ.  It’ll be tough for me to remember, but here are some of my favorites of the year (in no particular order or categories).

Owls @ the Garrison

St. Vincent - Strange Mercy

Matt Good @ Queen Elizabeth Theatre

Land of Talk (in general)

Pearl Jam @ the ACC

The Horseshoe (in general)

St. Vincent @ the Phoenix

The Darcys - Self-titled

Fucked Up

Bry Webb - Provider

NXNE

And many, many more things that I can’t even remember.

See you all in 2012.

- Jeff

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Feist and 'I'm sorry, what?'

First of all, I hope everyone’s holidays are going well and you’re all getting to see your friends and family. To those of you without, please come by the house this week for a game of Bocce Ball on the PS3.

Today, while taking care of a serious mold problem in the house, I decided to give the new Feist record a thorough listening. I had already heard the record when it first came out but kind of wrote it off. Now maybe it’s the mold or possibly the paint fumes talking, but ‘Metals’ is really fucking great. I originally thought it to be too similar to ‘The Reminder’ in production, but I couldn’t have been more off. I’m probably a bit biased due to my unabashed love for Constantines, but more than anything I hear Bry Webb’s influence in the darkness of these songs. Track nine could be a Constantines song if Bry was singing it and is just as heavy. Considering the position Feist was in after ‘The Reminder’ she could have put out a safe record with a few singles and made a killing riding the mainstream success of ‘1,2,3,4’, but she went the other way and made (IMO) a piece of art that will most likely find its true appreciation years later (see PINKERTON). Long story short, it’s a great record but there’s a bit of a problem to talk about.

There’s a famous saying, ‘the critics are never right about anything’ and in this case I’d have to agree. Most reviews of the record were lukewarm and on end of the year lists it placed poorly (with a few exceptions) and in some cases didn’t place at all. I haven’t exactly made my disdain for Pitchfork overly hidden in the past, and today will be no different. Feist’s ‘Metals’ not only didn’t place on the top 50 records, but didn’t even sneak into their 20 Honourable Mentions. This is a problem. Drake on the other hand, made it onto just about every list known to man, and was almost always in the top ten.

Now, Pitchfork recently gave Childish Gambino a 1.6 for being a comedian trying to rap, I’m not a fan of the Kanye loving internet-man but a 1.6 seems a bit insane. Apparently actors who portray high-school students in wheelchairs are permitted to rap, internet comedians however, are not. Tyler The Creator’s album was completely left off Pitchfork’s year end lists, which also seems insane in regards to Pitchfork’s obsession with him. My point is this, I’m not telling you what to like or not to like, it’s just hard to justify the borderline musical genius of someone like Feist or St. Vincent to be ‘worth less’ than that of Drake, when it should be the people who produce Drake and auto-tune his vocals that get the acclaim he receives. The process of reviewing ‘Take Care’ to that of say, ‘Strange Mercy’ must be different, they can’t possibly review them on the same criteria. And if that’s the case, there’s nothing out there like ‘Strange Mercy’, and perhaps there’s nothing out there like ‘Take Care’, but how does one decide which is better? I have no problem with Drake’s critical acclaim, but I certainly take issue with Feist’s lack of it.

As so many of our local papers point out, it’s truly a great thing that Drake has finally made the world notice Toronto’s hip-hop/r&b scene, there’s no negativity to say about that, but when I’m to believe that fellow Torontonian Feist’s own brilliant piece of art isn’t even worth being talked about, that to me is where things are not right. I think it’s great that Pitchfork reviews a wide variety of artists, but why stop there? Ultimately, if Pitchfork will review Drake and judge him as being one of the best in his field, than perhaps they should open up their list to Nickleback, Pearl Jam, Taylor Swift, Adele, Katy Perry, and start judging them all on the merits of their work in their respective fields.

Maybe the ‘Gucci Gucci’ album will make top record next year.

ps, I’m not a curmudgeonly old bastard. 

- Peter

Dec 27, 2011
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Dec 24, 2011
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE (TOP 5 EDDIES).

It’s the big guy’s (Eddie Vedder) birthday today, so in honor of that, here are my TOP 5 EDDIES!


- Jeff

Dec 23, 2011
Hot Christmas

So, you’re kickin’ it Christmas Eve, Eve and you want to get a little festive. Might I suggest a nice mug of homemade hot chocolate! The recipe I’m about to share with you is something I found in a cool old cookbook. It’s smooth, it’s creamy, it’s sweet, fucking drink it!

The ingredients are… 

3 cups of milk

1/3 cup of semisweet chocolate flakes (grate it!)

1 tablespoon of white sugar

1/2 teaspoon of ground cinnamon

and finally, 1 egg. That’s the best part.

And here’s whatcha do! 

In a small pot heat the milk, don’t let it boil. Mix in the sugar, chocolate, and cinnamon. In a seperate bowl, whisk up an egg. Mix it into the pot, stir it for 2 minutes and you’ve got hot chocolate!

This recipe is for 2 cups of coco and is wicked with a little cinnamon on top. 

Merry Christian!

 

Dec 23, 2011
Amos

I know I hit you all pretty heavy with the youtube videos, almost as if I’m discovering the internets for the first time. But, this is deserving. Very nice song and a really great video, reminds me of the way Sheryl Crow’s records sound.

ps, having you seen that Dancing Baby video yet? It’s wild.

- Peter

Dec 22, 2011
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Dec 21, 2011
A Change Is Gonna Come

A really, really beautiful song. I’m currently reading Greil Marcus’ book on Dylan’s song ‘Like A Rolling Stone’ and he talks about the incredible importance of this song being released to radio as a single, both in it’s civil rights message and the fact that it was marking a change in what Top 40 would play. Cooke was shot dead in apparent self-defense at 33 years young by the Manager of the motel he was staying in. Legend has it that Etta James and others in Cooke’s close circle of friends and family apparently believed his death to be a planned murder. James, having seen the body at the Coroners said it was so badly mangled the severity of the injuries he sustained couldn’t have possibly matched up to the statement the Manager had given of the conflict. Not unlike Otis Redding’s ‘Sitting On A Dock In The Bay’, ‘A Change Is Gonna Come’ was also released post-humously.

- Peter

Dec 20, 2011
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Moving Backwards.

The times certainly are a-changin’. Like many others around my age I grew up on and discovered a ton of music through the very affordable Epitaph Punk-o-Rama compilations in the mid to late 90s. Epitaph and Fat Wreck Chords were my favourite labels and I loved just about everything they put out. I’m all for ‘expanding and diversifying’ and I know Epitaph is no longer a punk label, but this band seems a bit much. They’re a strange amalgamation of Motley Crue and Mariana’s Trench. The worst part is that they’re probably not the most terrible band out there these days that can muster up almost 3 million hits on youtube in a little over a month and has a rabid fan-base of devoted teeners. What the fuck are kids doing to themselves?  1) Shame on you Brett Gurewitz 2) Anyone else feel like we’re living in the 80s? I’m just going to listen to Tears For Fears’ Head Over Heels on repeat now.

I’ve always promised myself I wouldn’t fall out of touch, but now I feel like this…

Homer: So I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
Homer: You know what the song says: “It’s hip to be square.”
Lisa: That song is so lame.
Homer: So lame that it’s… cool?
Bart and Lisa: No.
Marge: Am I cool, kids?
Bart and Lisa: No.
Marge: Good. I’m glad. And that’s what makes me cool—not caring, right?
Bart and Lisa: No.
Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we’ve tried everything here.
Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you’re truly cool, you don’t need to be told you’re cool.
Bart: Well, sure you do.
Lisa: How else would you know?

- Peter

ps, 

Dec 19, 2011
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CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS.

RIP

Here’s a quote from him:

“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”

And on a more serious note, take a gander at this one:

“I burned the candle at both ends and it often gave a lovely light.”

And a few more here.

- Jeff

Dec 16, 2011
Beyonce

A lot of pop music is pretty stagnant and formulaic these days but there’s always some Top 40 that is not only incredibly catchy and all encompassing but also intelligent, interesting and impressive. The new Beyonce album has been popping up on lots of critic’s lists this year and I think this tune is pretty neat. See, I don’t hate everything.

- Peter

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Update'n

http://www.npr.org/2011/11/07/141990958/snls-darrell-hammond-reveals-cutting-abuse

Check out this stuff. I heard about it the other day when he was on Q. Listen to the interview. Wild stuff. 

Peter and I recorded guitars all day and it went well. Better than before. I used Christian’s Blues Deville and our friend Dylan’s JCM 800 combo and was tonally satisfied throughout which was refreshing. 

Also, we’ll be ringing in the New Year with the best of pals in Greys as well as Indian Handcrafts and Topanga. Here’s the event. Hope you can come. 

http://www.facebook.com/events/295323747172337/

Dec 15, 2011
“JC in the Hood
The timeless story of JC — Jesus Christ — is updated and moved into the violent streets of the inner city, where four lost souls, including a prostitute, a gangbanger and a drug addict, wrestle their inner demons and even face the devil himself. But when an urban Christ arrives to show them hope, they discover their suffering just might lead them to salvation.”
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Dec 13, 2011
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